Our toilet paper, featuring some of our ~dirtiest~ signs, makes a fun gag gift or a shocking guest bathroom surprise!

• 3-ply paper
• Printed with safe-to-use inks
• Septic tank-safe
• Each roll individually shrink wrapped
• 1 roll

Featured Signs:

• “I’M NOT FARTING, I’M JUST LETTING THE BEANS SPEAK THEIR TRUTH”
• “EVERYONE AT SOME POINT HAS GAMBLED ON A FART & LOST”
• “POOP JOKES AREN’T MY FAVORITE BUT THEY’RE A SOLID NUMBER TWO”
• “REMEMBER, THE GREENER GRASS ACROSS THE FENCE MAY BE DUE TO A SEPTIC TANK ISSUE”
• “IF POOPING IS A CALL OF NATURE, DOES THAT MEAN FARTING IS A MISSED CALL?”
• “IF YOU SNEEZE & FART AT THE SAME TIME, YOUR BODY TAKES A SCREENSHOT”
• “MY TUMMY HURTS BUT I’M BEING REALLY BRAVE ABOUT IT”
• “DON'T BE ASHAMED TO FART WHILE U PEE.. THERE IS NO RAIN WITHOUT THUNDER”
• “IF YOU SEE A TOILET IN YOUR DREAM DO NOT USE IT!!!!!!”